My kids crack me up

Over the weekend, my sister was taking my niece and Evie to a public bathroom. My niece noticed the large silver box on the wall and asked, "What's that?" Without much thought, my sister told her it was for tampons and pads. Evie says, "Why? Why is it for Grandpas and Dads?"


Last night, we are playing Monopoly and, as usual, William is racking up the bucks. He was the only one with any houses on the board when he hits his next victim up for rent and lets out an evil cackle. I said, "Are you an evil landlord?" He does the evil laugh again and says, "I'm an evil lamb-boy."